Rupert Giles

Sat, 07 Dec 2002 00:12:22 GMT

Goodness me, things have taken a turn for the worst.

It appears Amy's boyfriend Corey has been rather dishonest with everyone, especially Amy herself.

Last night I recieved a visit from Warren and Dawn, it was quite late and I must have dozed off, I suddenly woke when I heard a pounding on my front door, I jumped up and rushed to answer it.

As soon as I opened the door Warren pushed past me rather intrusively "I need to know about these watcher guys, what do you know?? You were... are... were one" he said scanning the room as though he thought he might have a source with all the answers to all his questions jump out at him.

I became extremly puzzled "Watchers?" I asked "What are you talking about? Wesley is in Sunnydale?"

"No, Travers" Dawn piped up "And some others"

"Quentin Travers?"

Warren explained to me shedding a great deal of light on the situation.

"Dear lord" is all I could say. I removed my glasses and rubbed my forhead trying to think of a solution, The Watchers Council are extremely hard to argue with.

Later after Willow had arrived to take Dawn home safely and Warren stormed off somewhere, I thought things through, I knew if they were keeping her in confinement, they would definitely have taken her to England as they did when they captured Faith.

I made a call.

"Hello? This is Rupert Giles speaking I..."

"Rupert Giles... we've been expecting a call"

"Where is she?"

"Mr. Giles you know the rules"

Then the line went dead.

Giles.

Death

Wed, 27 Nov 2002 08:58:22 GMT

Jenny has been quite festy lately and I cannot say it bothers me in the least. On the contrary, it excites me. I do feel as though I am a young stud around her. I wonder sometimes if we are still in our honeymoon suite. With my dear Jenny, every night we spend together is just as it was on the first night we spent together.

On a sadder note, one of our dear friends has passed away. I have just recieved a phone call that Riley's heartbeat stopped whilst in his coma. They tried with all their efforts to revive him but unfortuneately they failed. Riley was a fine young man and I am sorry he will no longer be a part of our group. He seemed to be reall making something out of himself. It is a shame to see ones as young and promising as he is go.

I imagine the funeral will take place sometime after Thanksgiving. The hospital is still trying to reach Riley's immediate family and break the news. I don't ever remember Riley mentioning them. If he was at odds with them, I would not mind putting together the details for a funeral. He deserves that much.

Wonderful Night

Sun, 24 Nov 2002 10:29:03 GMT

I am content to say that I am back to being myself. I had feared that I may never be able to say those words. The past few days have been very much stress filled. There have been arguments due to the feelings others have had about the switch. My dear Jenny has been filled with angst and I have not been able to comfort her properly.

I have tried to there for her in every way today. I feel I need to make up for my lack of caring the past few days. Although I have been there for her emotionally, I have barely been able to give her a hug without feeling much discomfort. I am quite relieved that I can now be there for her, body and soul.

I know I cannot erase the pain of the lost child but I did make a proposition to her. I purchased a top dozen roses for my beautiful Jenny and kept one bouquet in tact and the other I used as decoration. I chilled a bottle of champagne and left her a note out on the front desk.

I believe all you young people are about to elicit moans and groans of "ew"s so I will not go into the details of our romantic night. I will simply state that written on the note was an apology about the lost child as I truly did want it and an offer at my attempt to fill her with a life once again. Jenny glady accepted my offer and we spent a wonderful night together.

I want out!

Thu, 21 Nov 2002 23:08:49 GMT

I still hate being in this body! EW EW EW!!! I am sick of being an old man, I've had my fill now change me back! I'll do anything! Suck blood, stand on my head, go back to my own dimension. Anything that will get me back in my body! This sucks the big one!

And Jenny is so gross man! She still wants to have sex with Giles when he is in MY body! No way, I don't think so. I'm not a lesbian! I didn't think Jenny was either. Being lesbian is cool and all if you wanna be one but when you're not and somebody makes your body do lesbian things...it's just not cool man!

Dawn's body is missing. That lesbian vampire snuck out of here. Everybody's all pissed about that. She's probably making Dawn's body have lesbian sex and kill people. I feel bad for Dawn, but not as bad as I feel for me and my body. Giles better not be looking at my stuff!

The only person who I want to see my stuff is Daniel! But we'll pretend I didn't say that since Tara will get mad and lecture me about sex and dude, if I have sex with Daniel I'm not gonna be like a stupid whore and not use protection. I know what I'm doing. I'm 16 not 6.

Not like I'm ever gonna get any anyway. Daniel is so not gonna want to date me as an old guy. Hurry up and find a spell people. I'll even help this time. I wanna get out of this body as soon as possible!

Hannah xx

THIS IS GROSS!

Wed, 20 Nov 2002 03:50:04 GMT

THIS REALLY SUCKS!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!

I'm stuck being Giles! AHHHH!

This is the worst thing ever. I'm so...so OLD! And I'm a man! I'm an old man! This is so not right dude! I want to go back to the frost dimension! I might have been freezing my ass off and living in fear of the frost demon but at least I was still me.

I'd rather be Katie for the rest of my life than Spend one more day like this! Being rude doesn't even sound rued. Everything I saw sounds all proper. I call someone a bitch and it sounds like I just asked them for some tea and crumpets. I don't even know what crumpets are! Now that I'm Giles do I have to eat crumpets?

I'm trying not to drink anything. I don't want to have to touch that...that thing! EWWW! I am so disgusted! How did Willow and Tara handle being guys? At least they were cute guys. Is till think Xander is hot and Riley isn't too bad on the eyes either. If I was going to be a guy, couldn't I be one of them?

Being a vampire would even be cooler than this. Dawn gets to be the coolest people! She gets to be an evil vampire and drink blood! She was complaining about it and I told her at least she doesn't have to pee standing up.

We need to fix this now or let me switch bodies with Faith! Faith has to be a guy and drink blood! I tried to talk to her today but she wouldn't answer the phone. Maybe she was masturbating since I heard Angel can't have sex and Faith likes to have sex a lot. She even says it's ok for me to have sex!

But I can't have sex if I'm an old man! EWWWWW!

Hannah xx

NSS

Wed, 13 Nov 2002 12:18:01 GMT

This is all very strange.

I am not programmed to function this way.

I am in another body. Not my body. But my stuffy British watcher's body.

Or at least that's what the other Buffy calls him. His name is Rupert Giles. We call him Giles. I do not like being Giles.

I have a penis like the one Spike uses when he is with me.

I do not want to use the penis.

Everyone else is switched. My best friend Willow who is recently gay but not recent any more is now Xander. The other Buffy's Xander. I want to have sex with Xander. I can't have sex with Xander because Xander is my best friend Willow: recently gay. I am not gay. I do not like girls. I can't have sex with Willow because she is Xander.

This is strange. I have a heart beat. I have a body that is warm inside. When I cut my wrist /cuts wrist\ I bleed. There is blood.

Oh look. Katie who is the little Dawn, my sister Dawn, is running over to me. She is screaming 'Giles stop' but I am not Giles. I am Buffy. Or Annie. Some people call me both. Stop Dawn. Stop. I am not Giles.

/passes out\

SG

Wed, 13 Nov 2002 12:12:13 GMT

Things have been quite...strained around here. Buffy has been feeling down, and not quite herself. Dawn is...well, Dawn is still a vampire. No amount of research has led us to believe otherwise.

Jenny and I have been spending quite a lot of time together, and that is why I have not seemed to be around as much.

Please, if anyone needs me, just comment in this journal. I'm not exactly sure how to handle those things, but Jenny is quite good with the computer and she should be able to show me in no time.

Giles

NSS

Sun, 03 Nov 2002 16:51:20 GMT

Things have been rather strained around here. Willow is finally feeling like herself again, and Buffy seems to be doing fairly well. I'm afraid I haven't been much help to either of them, because I've been so busy with Jenny. We don't mean to be closing ourselves off from everyone else, but it seems that's the way it goes. Married life is so much better than I ever would have expected, however.

I try to be useful, but it seems everyone gets along quite fine without me. I do, however, miss everyone's company. Therefore, I propose that I host a dinner this evening and my apartment. Jenny has already begun to cook and clean and decorate, and she is very much looking forward to seeing everyone.

So, if anyone wishes to attend, please R.S.V.P via comments to this journal. Hope to hear from you all. Dinner will be served around 6 pm.

Giles

Scooby

Sun, 03 Nov 2002 16:43:01 GMT

Dear Lord. I don't know if I've ever been more confused in my whole entire life.

Since the spell was reversed, Dawn is still a vampire. I don't understand why this happened, or what's going on, but I know we need to find a way to change her back. She can't live like this forever.

I know Buffy feels responsible in a way, but I don't exactly know what to tell her.

All we can do is continue to research. I wish I could bloody do something more than research, but it seems that's all I'm good for around here. Makes me wonder why I've lasted this long around here.

Giles

Sun, 20 Oct 2002 14:24:04 GMT

Jenny and I are back from our honeymoon in Ireland. It was quite an experience, but I'll let her tell you all about it, since she will do a much better job.

Needless to say, I am back early for a reason. I left our hotel number for emergencies only, and I am so very glad that Tara used it. This is, indeed, an emergency.

I will stay out of Tara's way unless she asks me for help. I am aware that she wishes to help Willow out in her own special way, and I am quite proud of her for that.

So, hello everyone. Jenny and I are back, married, and happy. Or at least we will be when Willow is okay.

-Giles

Mon, 30 Sep 2002 19:47:05 GMT

Hello all.

Forgive Jenny and I for being terribly unorganized. We're just so flustered. This is of course both our first wedding. (And the last one at that.)

I have asked Xander to be my best man, and the rest of the groomsmen:

Wesley
Oz
Riley.

Jenny's wedding party includes:
Buffy
Willow
Cordelia
Tara (new addition)
And of course Katie as the flower girl.

The ring bearer is my nephew from England. I do not talk about my sister much at all, but she and her husband will be visiting the states and attending the wedding. I'm excited for them to come. They met Jenny while we were in England, and it was quite nice to have them all together.

Well, that is all I have time for. Please don't forget the rehearsal dinner is Friday and the wedding Saturday. Hope to see all of you in attendance.

The April Bot.

Wed, 21 Aug 2002 20:38:49 GMT

These have been rather uneventful days, to say the least. However, it seems that this April Bot person has killed someone? Actually, two someones. Buffy, do you know what this is about? I see you've already yelled at Jonathan. Is he somehow responsible for this robot being loose?

I've spoken with Jenny a few times since she's been back. It's still rather strange for me to speak with her. I don't think I have fully realised she's back as of yet. I don't quite know how to speak to her. It's all rather uncomfortable.

However, she did tell me that she wishes to speak with Angel again. She's not sure where he stands with this soul business, but she wishes to talk to him. I wish them both the best of luck in getting along.

Blast!

Tue, 09 Jul 2002 20:08:20 GMT

I am extremely tired this afternoon, due to nonsense calls to my house during the night.

I am very disappointed in two young women I know quite well.

I'm closing the Magic Box early today, I am in need of some serious rest.

Gilles.

Magic Box

Sun, 09 Jun 2002 20:20:30 GMT

The Magic Box is complete, everything is back to normal and we shall be re-opening tomorrow at 8:30am, I am pleased to say that Missy, Oz and Anya shall be working for me, Missy and Oz showed wonderful potential and I'm already sure Anya makes a good sales person.

I must apologies to Missy for not having mentioned how much I appreciated all her help, I'd be glad to have her back in the shop, it wouldn't be the same without her. I appreciate everyones help, thank you.

I don't have much time to make a post of use, Buffy will be arriving in a moment, we are going to get her training back on schedule, it'll be a nice to spend some time with her, we have things to talk about and I would like to see her progression.

Giles.

Dinner?

Tue, 28 May 2002 18:40:00 GMT

I'm having a dinner party at my house tomorrow night at 7pm, everyone is invited, I hope you can all make it, please reply to this entry if you'll be able to come, so that Susannah and I know how much food we need to prepare.

Susannah thinks it would be rather fun if everyone came in formal wear, there is no particular reason for this, simply a well deserved get together, where everyone can relax and have fun for once.

Giles

Character Post

Tue, 28 May 2002 16:31:54 GMT

I have been feeling quite useless recently, I have come to realise that Buffy has grown and does not need me around to watch over her anymore, she's proven quite capable of taking care of herself and Dawn, she also has her friends around for the more difficult times.

I have been wondering if I might go back to England and take Susannah along, not permanently, but for a good amount of time, I'm not going to mention it to anyone just yet.

I'm going to organise a dinner party for this week, when Buffy returns from LA.

I'm worried about Buffy, she's been a little withdrawn over the past few weeks, I'll have to talk to her and mention my plans, I have to make sure everything is alright with her before I pursue any of my plans.

Giles

Beautiful Morning

Fri, 24 May 2002 13:11:35 GMT

Good morning everyone!

I am rather cheerful this morning, it's wonderful.

I have decided I'm holding a dinner party as soon as Buffy returns from LA, it's well deserved by all and I think Buffy has been feeling rather low lately, it'd be a wonderful excuse to let her hair down so to speak.

Before I forget I must say, Tara, Riley, Susannah has asked if you might like to come wine tasting again soon, maybe this weekend, she is rather fond of you Tara, she says you remind her of her daughter, who now lives in England.

I shall be at the Magic Box for most of the day, if you need me you know where to find me.

Giles

Short Post

Sun, 19 May 2002 18:09:01 GMT

Good morning everyone, this is just a quick note to say that I shall be going out to lunch with Susannah today and then we're off to the Magic Box to do some research, oh no don't worry, there aren't any demons prowling that I haven't informed you of, Susannah has a high interest in demons and extra torestrial activity, it should be interesnting.

I am becoming extremly uncomfortable with the tension between some of you recently, I'd appreciate it if you could all stop and think about your actions.

What did you all think of Susannah? She speaks highly of you!

Have a good day everyone, I shall be back a little later.

Giles

Appologies

Wed, 15 May 2002 13:32:01 GMT

Good morning everyone,
I would just like to make an apology for the scares entries, I have fallen upon the most wonderful woman and I have been spending a lot of time with her. Her name is Susannah and I'm quite sure you'd all like her a lot, she's got a history in demon hunting, we met and began an awkward conversation on the subject until we realized just how much we have in common. I will be around today if anyone needs me.

Buffy I think that it'd be brilliant if you invited everyone to a gathering, I'd be grateful if Susannah was also invited, I'd like you all to meet her.

Giles

Good Morning

Thu, 09 May 2002 13:41:22 GMT

I'm off to the Magic Box, I hope that young chap Trent comes to find me there, I've become quite alarmed since talking to Buffy about him and reading posts, I'm hoping he's only after information and not my blood! I'm intrigued.

I woke rather early this morning, which isn't terribly unusual for me, but since I've been back in Sunnydale I've had a little lazy to say the least! I woke around 5am and heard somebody walking about, I went to investigate to find Warren, strange to say the least, he explained that he couldn't sleep and we shared a coffee, I spoke with him about some issues he and Buffy have been facing over the past few weeks before he retired back to Buffy's room. I must say I'm extremely impressed with his progress, a few months ago I would never have thought he could have turned into such a kind young man.

Something is wrong with Willow, Tara and Amy seem to have done most of the research but I'm going to continue, I wasn't able to attend much of the chat yesterday due to Internet connection failure, however I did read through some of Willows rather crude moments, posted in a journal entry.

I shall be at the Magic Box most of the day if anybody needs me.

Giles

Uneventful Day

Wed, 08 May 2002 07:31:32 GMT

I was at the Magic Box for the most part of today, I must say, Anya has done a marvelous job with the upkeep, it gives me much more confidence that everything will be all right, whenever I need to go back to England.

Apparently someone is looking for me, a fellow named Trent I believe, intriguing.

Good lord! Look at the time! I must be off.

Giles

Utterly Pointless

Fri, 03 May 2002 00:47:38 GMT

Good lord, what a strange couple of days it has been.

I fear I have nothing appropriate to add to this collection of thoughts, but I did think I ought to add something.

Giles

- The man of many pointless acts

Good Lord, I even need a subject?

Tue, 30 Apr 2002 05:05:00 GMT

After constant nagging from Buffy, I decided to get myself an internet journal. Call me old fashioned, but I much prefere a pen and paper to jot down my thoughts, I can't always access a computer; it's just not like my trusty notepad.

I'm quite sure that the only reason Buffy wants me to have a journal displayed on the internet is because she wants to read my thoughts and knows she will never get ahold of my regular journals.

I find the idea quite disturbing, having your private thoughts spread around world wide, anyone could access this, quite frankly in my opinion, the idea is disasterous.

I've been catching up on everyone elses journals and it seems that I am the last to get one... and yes, thank you Willow, for posting our conversation, very amusing of you.

I should get myself some sleep, but first I would like to say that I'm extremely proud of everyone and the way they are coping with the terrible happenings of the past 24 hours, especially young Dawn, she has been an example to us all.

I'm also pleased with how young Mr. Meers has proved himself to be a gentleman, despite all the trouble surrounding he and Buffy's relationship.

I think I have droned quite enough for one night, indeed.

Giles.